Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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