I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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