i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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