Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just high enough for therapy.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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