the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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