Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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