Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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