Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I fill condoms, not promises.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
