god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Acid is not a monday night drug
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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