You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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