My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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