I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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