so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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