just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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