Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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