OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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