sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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