the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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