just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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