The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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