Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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