If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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