Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
a search helicopter?!
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize