i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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