That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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