Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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