wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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