Non-Jews are for practice
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
did you just send me my own nude
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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