I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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