addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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