I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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