redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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