I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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