grandma shit on top of the toilet
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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