Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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