bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Life without a bra equals bliss.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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