this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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