He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Slut skills are useful in every country.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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