I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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