Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
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may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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