He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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