He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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