Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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