I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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