I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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