I wannas sexs uuuuu
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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