help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
