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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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