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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.

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• (310): View more from California

  Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space

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  Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  That is so sad.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I tried to put my heels in the coat check

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove

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• (619): View more from California

  I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.

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