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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now

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• (619): View more from California

  Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?

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• (310): View more from California

  Is cereal technically a soup?

  (310): View more from California

  Fuck, I'm high.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.

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