Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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