I just made out with a guy for $7.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.