Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've blown a few things in my day
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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