i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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