I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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