Its about making memories worth repressing
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So here I am, sexting at work.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Randomize
