What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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