she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
